Only In America...

Only in America..

• can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
• are there handicap parking spaces at a roller rink.
• do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while the healthy people can buy cigarettes up front. 
• do people order double cheeseburger, large fries and a DIET coke.
• do banks leave doors wide open and then chain the pens to the counters.
• do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
• do we buy hotdogs in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 8.
• do they have drive up ATM machines with braille lettering.
• do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well. "Poli" in latin meaning many and "tics" meaning blood sucking creatures.